Texas woman allegedly assaulted with frozen armadillo
Dallas police say a man could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas. The woman allegedly met the man in a parking lot and was negotiating for the animal, which she planned to prepare and eat. During a disagreement over its price, he struck her in the leg and the chest with the frozen carcass, leaving bruises. Houston Chronicle. Hat tip to The Westerner blog.