Assault victim rats on man with weasel-er, marten

June 9, 2011 by  
Filed under Trail Boss News

DownloadedFile Police in Hoquiam, Wash. say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted another subject this week. When the victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” police said the attacker replied, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled. We’re sure the cops will ferret this one out. AP.



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